Best sports star of the decade (Albert Pujols).
Best story of the decade (Steven Colbert sponsors U.S Olympians).
Best looking-person of the decade (Bob Costas).
Well, it only makes sense that I add to the nostalgia by recounting various highlights of the past ten years.
(Spoiler alert: Unless your name is Bryan Farnsworth, Nathan Ballard, Cassie Pickle, Bunna Veth, Ryan Pearson, or Doug Horne this blog probably isn't worth your time)
Best Athletic Performance of the decade:
Nathan Ballard torches West Lake in game 4 of epic series on his birthday
Worst Athletic Performance of the decade:
Nathan Ballard bowls a 41 during a high school competition.
Nathan Ballard bowls a 41 during a high school competition.
Most romantic moment:
Bryan Farnsworth in the North Salt Lake shrubs. With a girl.
Best book:
The Book Thief
Worst book:
John Amaechi Unzipped: tales of a gay NBA star
Saddest Moment:
LaVell Edwards' retirement
Happiest Moment:
Birth of Climps
Turning point of the decade:
Nathan Ballard overcomes racism, befriends Bunna and Spencer.
Best decision of the decade:
Spencer's parents go to high-speed internet (barely made deadline, occured Fall 2009)
Second best decision of the decade:
Bunna decides to grow a mustache.
Best Mustache of the decade:
Bunna Veth.
Worst decision of the decade:
Sorry Landon.
Best Networking moment:
Bunna lunches with Larry H. Miller
Most Dramatic moment:
Farnsworth nearly dies jumping off ice-cliff during hike.
Best hair of the decade:
Douglas Horne
Teacher of the decade:
Cassie Pickle. (I would still be patting girls on the back during hugs if it weren't for you)
Best debate of the decade:
Tie: How much does Zac Roner really weigh? Are Spencer and Nathan gay? (Answers: Don't know and no)
Sexiest moment:
Tie: Bryan Farnsworth in Under armour playing Basketball. Seigfried and Roy visit Logan city.
Least surprising end to the decade:
Ryan Pearson remains unwed.
Biggest surprise to end the decade:
Ryan Pearson reamains alive.
Biggest let-down of the decade:
Spencer starts a blog.
Wow... Teacher of the decade!
ReplyDeleteHow honored I feel to except this award! I would like to dedicate it on behalf of all the usually lurpy and painfully awkward boys I’ve helped along the way! That means you: Ben Klay, JT Vought, Tim Lewis and of course dear Spencer Hansen. I was honored to have played some small roll in your verge into manhood.
Always remember the golden rules on how to bring it in for the real thing: Press full body-to-body, don’t be afraid of innocent pelvic area touching, hold for a moment and never pat-out. Thank you and goodnight!!!
This Cassie person seems like a winner. If only all women were so instructive
ReplyDeleteWhat was my worst decision?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to do better this decade... (Don't bother looking for my blog)
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