In contrast to the vast, non-Boston portion of the population, I love Tom Brady.
These are the reasons.
1. He punts.
2. He gets fired up, like a pale Russ Westbrook.
3. The fellow has some serious looks.11. Please click this link upon finishing that sentence.
4. He graduated from Michigan, which is the closest thing I have to a second favorite college football team thanks to their color scheme, helmets, stadium, and hate of Ohio State.22. I hate Ohio State, except for when they embarrass overrated Pac-12 opponents in the National Championship game. Then I don't mind them at all.
5. He quarterbacked one of the all-time 'Eff-you' seasons in 2007.
6. He's married to a supermodel.
7. His supermodel wife makes more money than he does.
8. He's gone to six super bowls. Who does that?
9. He doesn't give a dump about his public perception. So his wife makes more money than he does? Brady lowers his contract. You don't like that he grows out his hair like a girl? He turns around and models Ugg boots. This, while being the face of the manliest of all sports.
10. He has acting chops.
11. Before marrying a supermodel he dated an actress.
12. Before dating an actress he dated a Playmate.
13. He once lived in a house with a moat. This house.
In summary: Tom Brady is rich, successful, dates celebrities, is beautiful, and lived in a house with a moat. Tom Brady basically is Batman.
I love Batman.
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