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October 28, 2011

Pod 20 - The Premiere

Episode 20: Life was different in the B.C. years. Wasn't much happiness. Wasn't much beauty. Wasn't much to live in the time Before Chuck.

Josh Schwartz changed all that. As his creation approaches the premiere of its final season, we reflect on its greatness and interview the convert, the celebrity and the pioneer in a three guest blowout.

Where's the respect for Morgan?

Guest Starring: Jackie Johnson, Malorie Eyre and Eric Hansen

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October 25, 2011

Pod 19 - The Memorialists

Episode 19: With threats being placed against Climps' life, Spencer ponders the ways in which fallen pets can be properly memorialized. Nathan tests to know if he is pet-ready, Bryan is bothered at work, and Tomagotchis are ripped off. A podcast record is set with three guest stars.

Guest Starring: Bryan Farnsworth, Nicole Ballard and Heather from Wal-Mart.

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October 18, 2011

Pod 18 - Comping a Feel

Episode 18: Wherein a great debate arises. Which takes more of a toll financially? Which has the greater payoff? Which makes you look cooler?

It's fancy girls versus fancy computers on the latest episode of the pod. Time to decide if you would rather Mac or mack.


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October 17, 2011

BYU: "Look Ma, I'm Clutch!"

According to one simple statistic, BYU's football team has been playing tremendously clutch in close games as of late. Following the team's final minute victory over Utah State earlier this season, BYU improved to 17 and 2 in their last 19 games decided by seven points or less. Those 19 games include an incredible run of 14 straight close-contest victories, dating from Jonny Harline's game-winner versus Utah in 2006 to last season's final home game, a 25-20 victory over Wyoming. Curious as to how this recent run compared to similar trends in BYU history, I locked myself in the basement with the Cougar Media Guide and went to work analyzing the last 30 years of BYU games decided by seven points or less. Here are my findings.

What won't surprise you is that this 17 and 2 stretch (a win percentage of 89.4%) is indeed the most successful string of clutch performances that BYU has had over the past 30 years. At no other point during that span has there been such a consistent stretch of close game success. Cougar teams had one run from 1994 to 1997 in which they won 14 of 15 (the only streak that topped the 89.4 win percentage), but at best those teams only strung together 9 straight wins in tight games. For comparison, the Max Hall-led Cougars won ten consecutive close games by themselves as part of the overall 17 and 2 record. Steve Young and Robbie Boscoe combined to win 10 of 12 during their careers, including 8 straight at one point, but that as well remains a far cry from 17 of 19.

What may surprise you is that immediately prior to its latest hot streak, BYU was mired in its worst run of close game performances in 30 years, having lost 8 of 9 and 13 of 17 ranging from 2002 to 2006. So what prompted the reversal in close-game fortune? Coaching changes would be one's first thought. After all, Coach Gary Crowton was the Cougars lead man for 8 of those 13 small-margin losses. But Bronco Mendenhall wasn't immediately automatic in close contests either, losing 5 of his first 6 before leading the great turn-around.

When asked about his team's tendency to thrive in close games, Mendenhall answered with his best guess. "You know, I have thought about that a lot, and I don’t think I have a fantastic or very clear answer,” said the coach (via Salt Lake Tribune). “… I guess my theory might be the maturity of our players. It might be their ability to handle maybe the chaotic situations a little bit better. It might be tied to age, it might be tied to life experience, or it might be tied to preparation. But I don’t have a strong enough feel to tell you which one of those it is."

I likewise am curious about the source behind the success, and I’ve found the numbers don't support Bronco's initial guess that maturity may be the determinant. During Mendenhall's coaching tenure, his team's close-game record while led by a junior or senior quarterback is 10 and 6. Meanwhile his teams have gone 8 and 2 in close games when led by a freshman or sophomore quarterback. A second thought was that the difficulty of opponent could be the main factor, especially considering a quick glance shows that the two losses in the 17 and 2 record came against ranked opponents (Utah and Texas). The numbers taken over the 30 year span suggest record is not a factor in close games however. The average win percentage of teams BYU has beaten in close games since 1980 is 52.2%, which is on par with the 52.6 winning percentage of the recent victims.

Location of games played appears equally irrelevant, as the Cougs have gone 8 and 2 on the road and 9 and 0 at home during the streak. Bizarrely, those numbers are not reflective of the Cougar's history, where they've been slightly better in close games on the road (64.8 winning percentage) than at home (59.6 win percentage).

One surprising factor in the team's run of clutch successes might actually be its tendency to lose by large margins against competitive teams. Put simply, you can't fail to deliver in the clutch if your opponent blows you out. Since 2008, there have been a handful of BYU matchups that were assumed to be competitive contests that got quickly out of hand. Losses against TCU and Utah in 2008, Florida State and TCU in 2009, Utah State and Air Force in 2010, and the Ute debacle of four weeks ago are examples of BYU's recent custom of winning dramatically or losing miserably.

In the end, the numbers and reasons behind the Cougar's dominance in close games can be debated. For instance, who can say that a team's record in games decided by seven points is even the greatest indicator of clutch performances? Many of those "supposedly" close games were double digit leads that were made closer by irrelevant, end of game scores. Yet there remains one measurement of clutch performance that Cougar fans can hang their hat on.

Since losing in overtime to Boston College in 2006, BYU has faced six circumstances in which they've had to drive for the winning score at the end of a game. They've won five of them -- at Utah in 06', vs Utah in 07', at CSU in 08', vs Utah in 09' and vs USU in 11' -- with the only loss coming when Utah blocked Mitch Payne's field goal in 2010. Regardless of whether its due to luck or pluck, history is proving you can't leave BYU a shot at a dramatic end of game drive. If you're going up against the Cougars, play it safe and make it a blowout.

October 11, 2011

Pod 17 - Flannel Never Looked So Good

Episode 17: What are the coolest things about Superman?

1) Jerry Seinfeld likes him.
2) We pod about him.
3) A TV show about his high school years ran for a decade. We like that show. And we like to talk about that show.

Guest Starring: Landon Squire

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October 6, 2011

Decision Points

I imagine it's been a long week for BYU coaches, reviewing film, interviewing players, dedicating hours of analysis toward answering a question that may determine their program's destiny. The unfortunate thing is that all that effort is being focused on the wrong question. While everyone in the greater Provo area wonders who should start at quarterback for the Cougars, the problem the team really needs to solve is what has happened to Jake Heaps? And more importantly, how can it be fixed?

 As for the quarterback conundrum, make no mistake, Jake Heaps needs to start this week's game against San Jose State and every subsequent game throughout his career. Oh, there's a case to be made for Riley Nelson (and his abs and hair) no doubt. Leadership, guts, mobility -- the three particulars Jake is made out to lack -- seem to be the rallying point of his supporters. That and his game-winning miracle drive against Utah State of course, all of which provides for only a small sample size of success. Personally (and this stems from me having lived in Logan the last four years) I feel that BYU's fourth quarter rally over USU was less Riley Nelson that it was karma, that universal force which allowed Logan's most hated son to stick it to the hometown that turned its back on him. Call me crazy, but Red Sox fans who witnessed Roger Clemens win two World Series titles after betraying Boston for the Yankess know what I'm talking about. Karma doesn't look kindly on those who turn their backs on former heroes.

 My intention is not to discredit Riley's skill or play-making ability. In fact during last year's fall camp battle I had hoped that Nelson would earn the starting nod for the 2010 and 11' seasons while Heaps developed on the sidelines for two years. After all, there's a precedent in Provo for scrambling, left-handed, beautifully-scalped quarterbacks. But now that BYU is two years deep into Heaps' eligibility, it doesn't make sense to bench the kid for the rest of this season.

If this is who you're going to become Riley, go ahead and start. Otherwise ...

Regardless of who starts for the Y at quarterback, the results of the remaining games are more or less certain: victories are all but guaranteed over the states ( Idaho, New Mexico, Oregon and San Jose) not to mention the actual Idaho University, while a fourth-straight loss is to be expected versus TCU. The only game in question appears to be a toss up against Hawaii which, with a victory, could effectively give BYU their 20th WAC championship (my apologies to Nevada). Thus by promoting Nelson and benching Heaps the Cougar coaches are taking their NFL-talent quarterback out of the game for an improved shot at winning maybe one or two more games than expected.

I'd prefer BYU take the risk and continue to play Heaps despite his abysmal start to the season. I have no idea what is afflicting the quarterback. Lack of confidence in the offensive line? Inability to learn a new offensive philosophy? A concealed injury? Dominant defenses? An absent running attack? Over-thinking the game? But if there's any chance that Heaps can turn it around and regain his lost confidence while facing weaker opponents why not take that risk? True, Heaps may never figure it out and end up an over-hyped bust, but if the former scenario plays out BYU will gain a competitive advantage that few college football teams enjoy: an elite quarterback capable of making any play.

Unfortunately, BYU as an institution and football team have never been known for taking risks. The conservative nature of its governors seems to trickle down to the football squad, where gambles such as blitzes and trick plays are used with moderation. Choosing Nelson would reflect a safe call. The fans want it, the players appear to want it, and we'd all take comfort in knowing what we are getting ourselves into: a gritty leader capable of leading a pretty good offense. With Heaps the results are not so predictable. Bench him now and his confidence may never return. Entrust the offense to him and maybe he'll continue to struggle, or maybe someday he'll reach that upside that made him the number one quarterback recruit in the nation. It's a gamble, but with continued experience Heaps could make one heck of a player come his junior and senior season.

Of course at this point in his career, most BYU fans would be alright if he just went back to playing like he did as a freshman.

October 4, 2011

Pod 16 - Nine Holes in My Heart

Episode 16: wherein Westridge Academy is visited for the final time. It was at this hollowed sanctuary that greens were mowed with smiling faces and picturesque sunrises were as common as nostril gnats. Nathan pars, Spencer bogeys, but in this match everyone came out a winner. Everyone except Westridge, that is, which is to be destroyed in favor of freeway.

Guest Starring: Westridge Golf Course

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