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February 11, 2011

The Coach - Part II

The Bulls. Always the Bulls.

In the end it was the team he played for, ruined his knee for, and twice represented as an all-star that defeated Jerry Sloan. He coached them too, is in fact one of four Bulls to have his number retired, and was nicknamed at one point "The Original Bull". Throw in the two losses in the NBA finals and it's fitting I suppose that Chicago would be the team that dealt him his final and decisive loss. Sports are predictable when it comes to these types of things, like the later seasons of long-running TV shows. Karma, irony, whatever you chalk the weird coincidence up to, it just makes sense. Then once you consider that the Bulls are Jerry's home town team, and that Deron Williams -- who held the key role in Sloan's resignation -- played his college ball for Illinois, the 'coincidence' becomes even biblical. Christ said it first: "No prophet is accepted in his own country."

Sloan will be forever accepted in my country. The man with the platinum hair, golden vocals, and gray humor is the only coach I've ever known, and for that matter, the only one I've wanted to know. Phil Johnson, Sloan's right hand man, merits a mention here for standing by his coach and going down in tandem with his teammate. He joins the illustrious ranks of unheralded sidekicks such as George Hincapie, Lance Reynolds, and Neville Longbottom.

Click here to read why I feel Sloan was the NBA's best coach

The news of the duo's retirement hasn't gone over well. Not only is Utah in a state of mourning, but not surprisingly Stockton, California -- a town named after Sloan's greatest disciple -- has been dubbed America's most miserable city in the wake of the aftermath.

While Jazz fans will think fondly of Sloan's loyalty and consistency, the rest of the world will remember him for one thing - his lack of a championship. It is with regards to this matter that I must speak up for my coach.

The Bulls. Always the Bulls.

Sure, it was 12 and a half years ago, but pain such as my Jazz experienced is not easily forgotten. It was round two of Utah versus Chicago in the NBA Finals. The Bulls had won the year before, but the rematch seemed to favor Utah with home court advantage and payback on the Jazz's side. It came down to the sixth game in which Michael Jordan made the famous game-winning jumper over Bryan Russell. But long before that shot fell, two other shots that were made by officials determined the game.

The first came courtesy of Jazz guard Howard Eisley, who made a three point shot as the 24-second clock expired. Referee Dick Bavetta (a fitting first name) waved off the basket, ruling it too late despite the fact that the ball was four feet out of Eisley's hands with a second remaining on the clock. Just like that, three points were vaporized from the Jazz scoreboard.

Later in the game an identical situation presented itself with Bulls guard Ron Harper, who tossed up a 15-footer as the clock was ticking down. Amazingly, Harper's shot was allowed to stand despite not being released before the clock expired. Just like that, two points were gifted to the Chicago scoreboard.

In a game that was decided by one point, a five point bonus was unfairly awarded to the defending champions. Keep in mind these were not judgment calls, like a blocking or charging foul. These were calls requiring only eyesight to be made correctly, and yet they were still called wrong. Perhaps no championship game has ever been so soiled by officiating error. True, Sloan never won a title. Not surprising considering he had to go up against the greatest player of all-time11. (2020 update) Ahem, second best player ever. and a disabled officiating crew.

I'll give Jordan credit for beating the Jazz the first time around, but in the second battle a different type of bull was the deciding factor.

You want video proof of my claim? Fast forward to the 7 minute mark of this clip to see Eisley's three, and watch from the beginning of this clip til at least the 1:50 mark for Harper's shot and announcer commentary. (Or just watch the below tweet thanks to a 2020 update to this blog lol)



You want printed proof? The calls were so egregious that following the game Bavetta apologized to Jerry Sloan. Yes, you read that correctly. They were so bad that the head ref apologized. "Sorry if I made some mistakes during the game, and good luck to you," is how Jerry recalls Bavetta's act of penance.

You want 3rd party proof? As the Bulls rushed the court to celebrate their victory over Utah, NBC announcer (and one of my personal heroes) Bob Costas said, "When you lose by this narrow a margin there are so many things to look back on, but the Howard Eisley three that was taken away will eat at (the Jazz) all Summer long."

Costas was wrong about one part of that statement of course. That call has eaten at me for much longer than one mere summer. But not so with Jerry, and perhaps it's here we see Sloan's greatest victory.

When asked in retrospect about what could have happened with the officiating and the game in general, Sloan responded, "You could drive yourself crazy with stuff like that. So what do you do about it? You go on about your business ... That's part of life, I guess. You have to live with it and go on. You're not gonna change it."

When further asked about Bavetta's apology for the missed calls, Sloan said, "He felt like he made a mistake, and that's fine. I'll live with that, I've made mistakes myself. Plenty of them."

Sloan made no mistake in the way he handled this situation. A lesser man -- such as a blogger who holds grudges for 12 years over a call that may or may not have swung 1 game in a 7 game series --  would've never overcome the fact that he got screwed out of his sport's most prestigious prize. In a league that has seen one coach complain about something as absurd and trivial as an opposing mascot affecting his players, Sloan accepted his cross like a class act.

So in reality, Jerry accomplished the hardest thing in all of sports: no, not winning a championship, but losing one -- in the toughest way possible -- and still being man enough to get over it.

February 6, 2011

No Ordinary Game

For a small few the first Sunday in February remains a holy day of Deity worship. For the rest of the nation however, this Sunday is a holiday of sporting worship. Regardless of where your adoration lies -- whether it be at church on the front pew or at your house with a cold brew -- there is one thing about this Sunday that cannot be argued: everything about it is super.

It all starts with the sport itself, football, which will take a super bow this Sunday as the current king of all sports. Its popularity is witnessed by the fact that the league had total revenues of over nine billion dollars last year. The ratings for last year's championship game were superior to those of any other program in television history, surpassing even the season finale of MASH. That record is likely to be broken again this year, but don't mention that to Fox - they're a superstitious bunch. Some have wondered if the recent collective bargaining discussions will lead to a lockout of the U.S's favorite sport, but I consider that a bunch of super bull. Even though NFL players take a lot of drugs, no steroid can create the super balls needed to risk forfeiting nine billion dollars just to make a few extra bucks.

You had a good run, team

Additionally the commercials that air during the game are super, or at least they include the first few letters of the word. From Campbell's Soup (okay, so it's not spelled Campbell's 'Sup', but it sounds similar enough) to the Budweiser boozer's crying "Waaaa-suuuuuup", the first syllable of super makes a frequent appearance during game breaks.

Likewise the location of the big game is anything but ordinary. Three times the game has been played within binocular distance of Lake Superior, and guess in which stadium the game has been most played? That's right, Louisiana's Superdome. This year the game moves to Dallas, where the hype of the game and the size of the stadium will call for the highest amount of security of all-time. With $10 million dollars being alloted to stadium protection, the amount of authoritative supervision will be unmatched. Of course, those blessed viewers who will witness the game courtesy of their 60 inch HD/3D screens might say they are enjoying a different type of supervision altogether.

Such fortunate fans won't be blamed for feeling that they are benefiting from Superman's advanced sight. Speaking of the man of steel -- not to be confused with the men of the Steelers -- that is one element of the word 'super' that this Sunday will be missing. The NFL has no Superman impersonator, while the NBA has two characters who claim to be Clark Kent's alter ego in Shaq and Dwight Howard. Michael Vick has come close to taking up the cape, but its doubtful America will ever accept him as such. No level of supernatural play will ever supersede the reputation of dog killer.

Speaking of regrettable moments, did you hear about Tom Daugherty, the professional bowler who knocked down a mere 100 pins in a recent tournament? I only bring it up to point out that not every day can be a super bowl.

Perhaps the five letter adjective is most seen in the meals consumed during the holy day, a congregation of foods that is not as much a last supper as a last super. Pizza, ribs, booze, chips and dip, guacamole, booze (yes, twice) and of course steak -- all super-sized of course -- come together to make the Super Bowl more than just a championship bout. Just remember that in order to prevent the Big Game from becoming the Big Lame, you'll need one last above average item to compliment all that food:

Super bowels.

February 1, 2011

Ryan Pearson, The Man (Part II)

Long before the term "blogging" made it into the words Hall of Fame -- aka the dictionary -- I knew that someday, somehow, in whatever medium available, I would have to tell the world the story of Ryan Pearson. The first opportunity came on November 3, 2008. But the portrayal I painted that day pails in comparison to Nathan Ballard's recently completed film, "Ryan Pearson - A Documentary".  Just in time for Oscar season.