This Saturday night various thugs will meet in Phoenix to participate in the annual NBA dunk contest. I find this event comical because not a single one of these choreographed, daily practiced dunks can ever match the one that happened nine years ago in the course of an actual game during the Summer Olympics.
Behold, the greatest of all dunks.
The shock on KG's face says it all.
I have a few words prepared for the group of bums participating in this year's dunk competition. Come Saturday night one of you will be crowned dunk king, but until that person jumps over and dunks on a 7 foot, 2 inch, french giant, you are nothing compared to Vince Carter.
By the way, if you've ever wondered why France hates the United States, this is why.
P.S. -- If you want to view the video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMrPjl-927Q
